Online
Shopping is the new black...
Look,
let's cut the crap right now. If you don't buy something
from my online store I'm gonna get seriously upset - and
you don't want to see me when I'm mad! I mean I've put a
considerable effort into setting up all this bollocks and
you lot can't even be bothered to just buy a small item
to keep me going. I'm logging all your IP numbers you know
- I'll be round to see you sooner than you imagine.
Onto this moths hot topic - Quality Control. Well
f*** me if I didn't receive an email regarding the quality
of this site (and not an order for an extra
lard t-shirt). We have an almost stringent anti-quality
control system here at the backend of the Ass and I will
not compromise, unless other commitments require doing so.
Our guarantee - many other sites claim to be shite but I
guarantee yous all that my aim is to lower the standards
for all web development, whether it's the code or
the design I demand an honest "it's only a f***ing
job" approach from all our employees...I will not allow
dilligent over zealous team members to put in additional
hours, and in future am looking to ban spell checkers and
other devices which these cheats use to artificially raise
standards.
So vote for me, by placing a little order
for some theoretically great gear, and let's make all
our lives easier- I won't let you down. Honest.
Cheers tossers.
Fat Andy |
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